John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness Trophy Guide

Trophy Roadmap

Difficulty: 1/10
Estimated time to Platinum: 60 – 75 min
Trophies: 18. 40-platinum 1 / Gold 9 / Silver 8 / Bronze 0
Missable trophies: None
Glitched trophies: None
Difficulty related: None
Playthrough: 2 playthroughs


Greetings gamers and welcome to the John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness trophy guide!
This another FMV video game masterpiece from Kimulator’s Films.

“Play as John Fart and travel through time to stop mutant bees from causing the bee-pocalypses. But for this mega triga giga epic quest you will need some help… Thankfully you can somehow go inside books using a something called a “Bookalitoo” and recruit help. Using your big farting brain you of course decide to recruit a stupid cartoon bear.

Together you will fight mutant bees and bring peace to this world once and for all!”


There isn’t much to this one, you need to start the game and pick the same number choice for entire playthrough. I personally went with top choice for first playthrough. Once done with the first playthrough, start a second one and pick the opposite choice as the first playthrough. at the end of it you will have the platinum. All trophies will pop between both playthroughs.

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Trophy List

You might need a therapist now
Do all the choices in the game.
This story doesn’t make any sense Silver
Choose “Why the bear?”
I’m scared of what’s coming Silver
Choose “Can’t we get someone more badass”
Emma will not remember that Silver
Choose “Bowls”
Impressive Gameplay Silver
Choose “Whoopee Cushion”
That bear is sus Silver
Choose “The future of mankind depends on you”
Boohoo.. no honey for you Silver
Choose “In my world people can’t eat honey”
Epic 360 No Scope! Silver
Choose “Kill her”
Smarty Pants Silver
Choose “Explain the situation”
Level 100 Mafia Boss Bee Gold
Shoot the bee
This is awful Gold
Choose “Watch a training video”
Learning as never been this boring Gold
Choose “Teach them to shoot”
Mission passed respect gained Gold
Choose “Yes”
Mission failed respect lost Gold
Choose “No”
You were the chosen one! Gold
Choose “The Killer Bees”
Shotgun time Gold
Choose “The Resistance”
Wait… You can fail this game?! Gold
Get a game over
When the Haters Dab Back Gold
Do a dab as either John Fart or the Bee in the emotes section

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