Estimated time to Platinum: 60 – 75 min
Trophies: 18. 1 / 9 / 8 / 0
Missable trophies: None
Glitched trophies: None
Difficulty related: None
Playthrough: 2 playthroughs
Greetings gamers and welcome to the John Fart: Text-iverse of Crazyness trophy guide!
This another FMV video game masterpiece from Kimulator’s Films.
“Play as John Fart and travel through time to stop mutant bees from causing the bee-pocalypses. But for this mega triga giga epic quest you will need some help… Thankfully you can somehow go inside books using a something called a “Bookalitoo” and recruit help. Using your big farting brain you of course decide to recruit a stupid cartoon bear.
Together you will fight mutant bees and bring peace to this world once and for all!”
There isn’t much to this one, you need to start the game and pick the same number choice for entire playthrough. I personally went with top choice for first playthrough. Once done with the first playthrough, start a second one and pick the opposite choice as the first playthrough. at the end of it you will have the platinum. All trophies will pop between both playthroughs.
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|You might need a therapist now
Do all the choices in the game.
|This story doesn’t make any sense
Choose “Why the bear?”
|I’m scared of what’s coming
Choose “Can’t we get someone more badass”
|Emma will not remember that
Choose “Whoopee Cushion”
|That bear is sus
Choose “The future of mankind depends on you”
|Boohoo.. no honey for you
Choose “In my world people can’t eat honey”
|Epic 360 No Scope!
Choose “Kill her”
Choose “Explain the situation”
|Level 100 Mafia Boss Bee
Shoot the bee
|This is awful
Choose “Watch a training video”
|Learning as never been this boring
Choose “Teach them to shoot”
|Mission passed respect gained
|Mission failed respect lost
|You were the chosen one!
Choose “The Killer Bees”
Choose “The Resistance”
|Wait… You can fail this game?!
Get a game over
|When the Haters Dab Back
Do a dab as either John Fart or the Bee in the emotes section